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Vandalize This

by Ronoc 'N' Roll

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1.
Windows are down, your hair is blowing Vacant parking lot, that’s where we’re going Nowhere else to spend our time Drunk on water turned to wine Sunroof’s wide open, your beautiful body’s basking in the moonlight I’m looking at you while you gaze at the stars ready to kiss the night Kiss the night, grip me tight, rip me right from reality now baby Kiss the night, grip me tight, it’s the sight I always wanna see Our ears are perked all up and listening Skin and seat are sticking, we’re one and glistening You’re my star in this sky of lust Constellations staring down at us While the sunroof’s wide open the moon peers in, cloaks you in white Tilt your head up, show me your neck as you kiss the night Kiss the night, grip me tight, rip me right from reality now baby Kiss the night, grip me tight, it’s the sight I always wanna see SOLO Kiss the night, grip me tight, hypnotize me like a pocket watch At the park after dark, eyes’ll dart soon as you spot the cops Kissing stops, you get off, windshield’s fogged, I quickly pull up my jeans Cop tells us to stop and just escape back home so we zoom through the summer breeze You drive me to my street, ooh I see a smile upon your cheeks, now baby Kiss the night, grip me tight, it’s the sight I always wanna see
2.
Crawl 04:03
I am the master and you are the slaves This is the Rock Lair, this is my domain You can hang me, eat me, beat me down But you’re never gonna take my crown My blood flowed through the veins of kings You retain what pain my power brings I have rotten control over you all… now CRAWL CRAWL starving cannibals, CRAWL ravenous animals CRAWL You’re all zombies to this mutant world Which you thought was your oyster but I’m the only pearl Endangered, mindless, military zone My major hind is staying in this throne Tightness on your leash ain’t adjustable Convinced your country was untouchable But your Humpty Dumpty nation had a great fall so CRAWL, CRAWL CRAWL, you got shin splints, CRAWL new-born infants CRAWL You wanna stand up to me? You make me laugh March on my land, break the walls I enjoy watching you helpless babies under my wrath Cuz even real babies understand they can’t walk until they learn to CRAWL SOLO You’ll never have as much power as me You’re grains at the bottom of life’s hourglass, see How does it feel being nothing but sand? Sometimes things don’t go as planned And you end up getting walked all over In a doomsday dreamscape death draws closer You’re too damn soft where you need to grow balls Too damn soft where you need to install Some new damn software for now just CRAWL CRAWL, no will to live CRAWL, no will to give ALL things ‘way when you’re dead CRAWL, get it through your head
3.
I’m hanging by my ankles in a cave Praying to the Lord, praying that someone come save me Dangling above a steaming pot Scanning ‘round the place, scanning to the right I see 2 vats of gravy Then my eyes bug out of my head I realize what I’m in for and I think I’d be better off dead so Chorus Stop with all the torture and eat me please Lay me in a tray, drizzle on nacho cheese Rid me of this horror and eat me please All the blood is rushing to my brain Losing consciousness, losing hope that someone bravely Breaks into this murky dungeon Before my imminent death, before my unknown captors bathe me So right now I’d rather they ate me… I’d rather they ate me Chorus SOLO If it’s my fate I might as well accept mine Garnish the plate, I pair well with a red wine Strip me down, don’t boil me in my clothes Look up, your leftovers are right under your nose Filet me up, stew me, sizzle me Put me out of my misery I’m begging please, please, please Chorus/Chorus
4.
Your birthday party's on the nineteenth  Let me check my schedule, see if I'm free I wouldn't miss it for the world Cuz you're my favorite girl To not drop by would be dumb... I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come While I drive down your avenue I spot your mailbox party balloons I'm gonna do what I feel Though my palms clutch the wheel I'm so close my hands are numb... I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come I park next to curb, walk in just to say hi I had to find a special time to visit From the hall into the kitchen I saw a girl who looked like you from behind Said "is this a good time?" She turned and said "it isn't" Needless to say, the girl wasn't you You live in 203 not 302 She's in her graduation gown next to her mother on the ground Her mother suffered a heart attack She died right there on the kitchen-tile cracks Turned to the grad asked "when's the funeral?" She said "why? we don't know who you are..." Told her "I feel bad about your mum, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come." "But we don't even know where you're from" I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come
5.
I’m used to being with you every night When I lay down in our sheets But nowadays I just stare at the ceiling And begin feeling incomplete When I go home to the alleyways It weighs on my skull, I’m ill oh Sleeping without you is like sleeping without a pillow I’m lost and yearn for your body I toss and turn, I’m hot and burn cuz you got me My head and neck are red and bent Voice is hoarse, torso’s so sore, see Cuz you ain’t around to support me I’m used to being with you every night Used to cuddle and keep each other warm The bed was for in-depth conversations or getting in sexual situations Guess now you’re in another swarm You made your choice to leave and left me Hanging and weeping like a willow Now sleeping with you is like sleeping without a pillow SOLO I’m used to being with you every night When I lay down in our sheets I’m a mess, this address ain’t yours no more You knew how to keep this house neat Feeling blue, used and dirty Like your bedside table dildo Sleeping without you is like sleeping without a pillow
6.
Place to Sit 03:07
The only mode of transportation I see Has five buckles, belts and five seats There's six of us, you're asking "what'll we do?" Jump in the back with me cuz I got you Chorus If ya need a place to sit I got one Right here, my dear If ya need a place to sit I got one Try me, I'm free Right here, my dear We'll be alright honey if that's what it comes to I wantcha to be comfortable, you're looking rather subdued Don't be shy my love, I ain't just some dude These are our friends, they know what we've been up to (I can be your booster seat, baby) Chorus SOLO We got a cramped Echo, not a 4Runner with all that space in back So treat this seat like a marathon runner and baby, take a lap, because Chorus/Chorus
7.
Jaywalk 03:05
Crosswalk’s down the block But the place you wanna get to is right in front of you Traffic pulls to a stop Decide to make your own way, say it’s time to jaywalk Like an unleashed dog, you’re Running through the street reckless as can be More dangerous game of Frogger Which you’ve always loved to play cuz you love to jaywalk Bet you’ll never get caught cuz you’re sly and no one’s watching where you walk Think they ain’t spying?? Copman’s on the beat He heard what you were up to, he’s here to stop you But you got plan B up your sleeve And it’s the perfect time to watch it unwind Cars and trucks are passing then You let your pet rabbit out into traffic Causing a minor accident Pulling the cops eyes away so he can’t see you jaywalk SOLO Crosswalk’s down the block Night has arrived, the sun’s down but your trip ain’t done Gonna try to make your final stop Gone nuts like you just been spayed, final chance to jaywalk Follow rules, that’s just absurd Who needs to look both ways when you could just go straight Take your foot from off the curb Once your sole hit the street you were swept off your feet You were decked like a spade because you aren’t allowed to jaywalk
8.
Shut Me Up 04:09
Got long black hair, wear skinny jeans Got a villain’s gleam and I’m feeling mean I’m a naughty man, like making scenes And breaking things, got a snakeskin scream And face skin cream, helps moisturize Spots ‘round my eyes when my outside’s dry But don’t get calm cuz I’m aware That I don’t scare with my skin so fair ‘Fore I strangle you, give me a chance To get my hand soap and wash my hands And fix my collar, spritz cologne Silence my phone, put Chapstick on My lips were cracked now start to cry n’ And if anyone’s spying lemme draw the blinds and Dim the lights so it resembles dusk A romantic rustic atmosphere just Stop your stalling and get ready to die Don’t bother asking why cuz then maybe I Will be forced to explain in a big monologue Why I like to do wrong, to guess I would probably Say that it all started back in my youth When I lost my first tooth cuz of my dad’s 50 proof So that made me cruel throughout middle school I’d carry sharp tools, go against every rule Maybe that’s why I’m here, I broke in your door I’m not really sure I’ve anything to live for Maybe that’s why I’m here, cuz I didn’t get love Early life was tough… oh that’s just pointless stuff… shut me up. Shut me up! Shut me up! Shut me up, shut me up, shut me up So I can kill you SOLO You got long blond hair staring at me Mascara’d cheeks, you’re unhappy You’re not too pleased that I came in Took your diamonds and smashed your window It’s alright, I’ll be done soon Leave a hole in you, ‘scape under the moon But before I do that lemme check The house a second time, I’ll inspect Every room just to be all sure I attained all your jewels and dollars TVs and artwork up in frames When I leave this place, it’ll go up in flames I’ll light a match while you bleed and scream Over soiled dreams doused in gasoline That’s my master plan, now that I told you Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?? Oh right, you can’t speak because I duct Taped your mouth shut so I get nothing Not a sound from you, no words Hey it could be worse, least I haven’t murdered You yet darling, you’re in luck I’m in an endless rut just spouting verbal junk… shut me up Shut me up! Shut me up! Shut me up, shut me up, shut me up So I can kill you Wait, how’d you break your rope restraints? Oh no this ain’t how things were supposed to play Put down the gun, I’ll make a run I meant none of what I said, was just a dumb stunt… shut me up SHUT ME UP
9.
Ask me why I’m here, ask you why you’re gone Ask me why I put you into a song Have to write about you in some kind of way So I don’t forget ‘bout you when you’re away I have never been a one-woman man But these past 3 months have been different I saw you most days then it abruptly stopped Can’t tell if you’re okay with that But I’ll say I’m not… I’m hot Jealousy muscles twitch like Parkinson’s A luxury Sedan, my body’s stuck to bask OH You flipped a switch, now your mouth is on Another man, all I can do is ask so… Dream of me tonight, dream of me tonight Dream of me tonight, dream of me tonight Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh Keep me in your heart, let roses grace your eyes Don’t wanna slip away like I’m skates on ice It’s been a June since we last kissed Though I’m miles out, to you I don’t exist Dream of me tonight, dream of me tonight Dream of me tonight, dream of me tonight I’m so sad to see the fun had with me Is now over, please come back to me Your majesty, please rule me, yet You’re practically my Juliet But you’re trapped in the lame school of thought This tragedy has been retaught I only want you, you’re gravity If I’m being up front, you make me nuts, come back to me Dream of me tonight (etc.)
10.
Out on the third date with a lady I really want We had Italian, we had Chinese, now we’re at a Mexican restaurant She’d giving me eyes from across the table And her foot’s in between my thighs Tonight I’m getting lucky but I’m feeling uncomfy With a stomach rumblin’ surprise It just occurred to me This is my biggest fear Thought it was spiders or ghosts but no Turns out I had no idea Oh no, oh no, I’m gonna blow… EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Of course this is the night she’s hot and heavy for me I’m a lot of things right now but not one of them is horny Back at her place I try to escape but she’s not having it She’s feeling me up and down in the kitchen, rubbing up against the cabinets SOLO Couldn’t hold it any longer I spoke up when she moved her hands to my hips Started sputtering out a sentence Sounded more like I was guessing spots in Battleship Told her “I think I 8 something bad, I feel C 6 so B 4 We do anything else lemme hit the head” Then I ran there and shut the bathroom door It just occurred to me This is my biggest fear Thought it was spiders or ghosts but no Turns out I had no idea It just occurred to me I probably won’t see her Again after I pay her for plumbing repairs, it’s clear EXPLOSIVE, EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA
11.
Every employee fears her Our boss walks through cubicles while I’m Kissing my futuristic mirror Reflecting on my past, seeing how I made out She knocks on my desk with her gold ring Tells me to pack up my stuff and go upstairs, it’s time I can feel my power building Like my hand is touching the wall of the statehouse I’ll tell ya what, I feel higher than before Nothing compares to living life on the top floor Now every employee fears me I don’t joke anymore, a statue was erected For me cuz I work so seriously A working stiff, I’m a dick and I love it The past me was a slob I’m put-together now, I don’t need reflections This is my highest job Until God hands me his then I’ll be above it I’ll tell ya what, I feel higher than before Nothing compares to living life on the top floor I’ll tell ya what, I feel higher than before Nothing compares, nothing compares to life on the top floor

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Album number 6, 'Vandalize This' is a loose concept album, following 4 characters who are vandals of love, power, and crime. It's one of the more cohesive albums and at 39 minutes, one of the longest.

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released August 23, 2018

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Ronoc 'N' Roll Boston, Massachusetts

Ronoc 'N' Roll was born and raised in Maryland. Almost immediately after his exit from his mother’s womb, he was introduced to rock 'n' roll by his father. Inspired by Bruce Springsteen, Alice Cooper, and David Bowie, R'N'R's music is fun, electric and powerful, just the way rock should be. ... more

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